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Horrible Ways to Die: August 2008 Archives
Blog:
Of all the things people are afraid of in life - car accidents, snakes, seeing Amy Winehouse naked on their front porch - how come more healthy fear is not given to good ol' Gravity. Gravity is a real asshole, if you think about it. It stalks you until the day you die, just looking for ways to kill you. Ha ha, says gravity! I see that your hip is old and frail granny, just wait until you lose grip of that walker of yours. WHAM! That's when you are GOIN' DOWN!
Of all the things people are afraid of in life - car accidents, snakes, seeing Amy Winehouse naked on their front porch - how come more healthy fear is not given to good ol' Gravity. Gravity is a real asshole, if you think about it. It stalks you until the day you die, just looking for ways to kill you. Ha ha, says gravity! I see that your hip is old and frail granny, just wait until you lose grip of that walker of yours. WHAM! That's when you are GOIN' DOWN!
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Dude! There's some TASTY wind right now off the coast with Hurricane Fay! Let's go get it, dog!
Dude! There's some TASTY wind right now off the coast with Hurricane Fay! Let's go get it, dog!
Horrible Ways to Die:
So a guy in Great Britain hates his ex-wife, is fed up with all the alimony he has to pay her. What can you do? Well, if you are him, you can tie a rope to a tree, the other end to your neck, and floor it in your Aston Martin. Well, that'll fix her, won't it!
So a guy in Great Britain hates his ex-wife, is fed up with all the alimony he has to pay her. What can you do? Well, if you are him, you can tie a rope to a tree, the other end to your neck, and floor it in your Aston Martin. Well, that'll fix her, won't it!
Horrible Ways to Die:
My god. Er. God. 'Scuse me, oh benevolent Hindu Goddess. Nothing quite as awful as two throngs of panicked worshippers smashing head first into each other on a rugged, narrow mountainside where you can plunge to your death.
My god. Er. God. 'Scuse me, oh benevolent Hindu Goddess. Nothing quite as awful as two throngs of panicked worshippers smashing head first into each other on a rugged, narrow mountainside where you can plunge to your death.
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