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Bears on Drunk Dudes: "Mmm. Tastes Like Chicken."

By Steve Czaban on July 16, 2008 9:57 AM | | Comments (7)

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The key phrase is "ripped limb from limb." Good god.

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Hermanator Author Profile Page - July 16, 2008 2:12 PM

I've heard "the biting of the back of the neck" is a big part of the mating process in the wild. Tough luck for this dude. Talk about "bearing the brunt of it". At least he's wearing his rubbers!

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Hermanator Author Profile Page - July 16, 2008 2:15 PM

Whoa! The "three bears"??!! That is a nice twist to the classic story. Apparently Goldilocks was JUST RIGHT in this case.

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Dinoweasel Author Profile Page - July 16, 2008 2:25 PM

I think the real question here is....After chowing down on this vodka soaked Russki, did the bears catch a buzz?

I'm sure theres a Cedric Benson joke here somewhere....

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Craig Author Profile Page - July 16, 2008 5:07 PM

Ahhh...Czabe, The article says the dude was ripped apart by 3 "brown bears" and the pic looks like a single baby polar bear playing with someone....who by the way looks older than 23, although its kind hard to tell for sure.

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Doc Author Profile Page - July 16, 2008 6:16 PM

I think the pic was there for illustrative purposes only. Otherwise, there would be blood everywhere and visible people meat.

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Hoss Author Profile Page - July 17, 2008 7:52 AM

Another case of Darwinism in action.

How would you have liked to have your kids there at the zoo looking at the "big teddy bears" when Ivan hit the cage floor...

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Live4ever Author Profile Page - July 18, 2008 7:23 AM

Lmao, nom nom nom nom nom

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