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Death By Aston Martin

So a guy in Great Britain hates his ex-wife, is fed up with all the alimony he has to pay her. What can you do? Well, if you are him, you can tie a rope to a tree, the other end to your neck, and floor it in your Aston Martin. Well, that'll fix her, won't it!
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If you have the cash to own an Ashton Martin, why not just go ahead and hire a hitman??
Man i love that car!
Man i love that car!
Take a look at his ex-wife. She looks like a nice and pleasant person...
Cartman, I was thinking the same thing - have to be some relatives that could take the kids.
At least kill her himself, then himself - but leave me the car in his will!