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Rocket's Little Black Book Spills Its Secrets

By Steve Czaban on May 6, 2008 12:00 AM | Permalink

Now that we’ve heard Paulette Daly is the latest “creeper” in the Rocket’s “little black book” I think I’m getting a read on his preferences in mistresses.

Think blonde and in need of counseling.

Granted, Mindy McCready was fabulous when she was just coming of age. In fact, I remember her appearing in my ORIGINAL field of 64 in the first annual Tournament of Babes (T.O.B.) But since then, what a wreck.

Paulette Daly, Big John’s #2, was supposed to be the sweet, balancing force in his life that helped him win the British Open.

Then, that all ended.

Wonder if the Rocket’s red glare was a factor in that. Either way, I would think and hope that Roger Clemens can sneak around with an even HOTTER babe that his wife. So far, he’s been slump busting, if you ask me.

Debbie Clemens is a poor man’s version of the cutesy Courtney Thorne-Smith. Nice. But not spectacular.

Which leads me to wonder, who might be next to pop out of Roger’s deep closet of secrets?

Dana Plato
Granted, she’s dead, and may she rest in peace. But the perfect Rocket reclamation project. Blonde, famous, drug using actress.

Oksana Baiul
Nothing quite like a little ice pixie who can throw back the Stoly like it’s bottled water. However she’s half Jewish. Would the Rocket go shomer shabbas on Saturdays out of respect? Doubtful.

Paris Hilton
She’s the community bike that everybody has had a ride on. Why wouldn’t Roger take his turn?

Tara Reid
She’s the queen of red carpet nipple exposures. A sloppy, buxom, partying blonde drunk. I can hardly think of a more perfect Clemens goomar than this.

Tawny Kitaen
The former Whitesnake vixen, turned Chuck Finley abuser, is an absolute downhill train without brakes. Would Rocket be a father figure to her? A confidant? Family friend? Ah hell, why not?

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Hi Steve: When Bob brought up the other day the things may have been different with Brett had Irv been around, I really got to thinking. Since Holmgren, and likely Wolf departed, and his dad died, Favre has had no one to really fear. Next up, Ray Rhodes and Mike Sherman, who let him run wild. Since he didn't have accountability, he could become more of a diva with no one to bring him down to earth. By the time Thompson and McCarthy came along and weren't willing to let Brett walk all over the team, he had been unaccountable for long enough that he couldn't handle it and resented it. Hurt feelings resulted from him having to answer to someone for a change, and from fewer special "Brett rules". I am very curious how he handles Mangini, whom I have been told by a Jets fan is hated by the players. And, wait till Mike Lupica shreds him by mid-October. Read the NY press, they are building him up and up, and they will love tearing him down. See ya, donkey, Terry Rindt Read more ...

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