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Hey Greg Ryan! "How Does My Ass Taste, Now?"

Hope Solo has her revenge. Good for her.
Maybe she can bust off a rap against bone-headed ex-National coach Greg Ryan like Shaquille O'Neal. How does my ass taste now, pal?
Solo was outstanding in net for team USA in their gold medal win against Brazil. She played solid angles, made a handful of huge saves when needed, and also benefited from a few close misses by the sensational Marta.
I don't really care much about our girls soccer team, except for the fact that I'd prefer they WIN whenever I watch them play. U-S-A! U-S-A! Whoo hooo!
I also pull hard for them once ever two years or so, because my college roomate Aaron Heifetz is the national team's Press Secretary.
I remember giving Aaron a bunch of crap about how the Hope Solo flap went down at the World Cup two years ago. Aaron was snippy with reporters who wanted to talk to Solo about the decision to bench her on a hunch. "Talk to somebody who played in the game. She didn't play!"
Solo then famously broke away, gave her own impromptu presser to assembled reporters, and of course RIPPED stupid ass Ryan for the move.
Not only that, but Ryan also made his own stupid lockeroom material for the Brazilians leading up to that match. Not smart.
So I was particularly happy to see big sexy Hope, play great, and get her Gold. Quick. Somebody call up Greg Ryan, and get a "taste test."
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Congrats to Hope Solo and her teammates on winning the gold medal. Do you suppose they will allow her to fly home with them now?
Regarding karma in this case...the player who was still critical and least forgiving of Hope in the SI article was Cat Reddick, who could not play in the Olympics due to a leg injury (no gold for her). The player who "broke ranks" from the rest of the team after the World Cup incident and stood by Solo's side? Carli Lloyd...who scored the game winner.
Bravo, Hope...you earned it!
[sarcasm on]But the Liberals need to know: did we have the right % of minorities on our team? If we didn't then we shouldn't accept the gold. The black goalie should have at least been allowed to play goal for half of the game. Think about her self-esteem! Maybe we should have let the Brazilians win. They're a Second World country - we've won enough gold medals. Would be even better if we could have let some little African or Asian country win.[sarcasm off]
I'm glad for her too- & "Hope" she gets some positive press. Two years ago it was candor, and not unsportswoman-like conduct to call-out the blundering idiot for what he was. Regardless of yesterday's performance and outcome, tell Aaron your listeners think he owes you a beer whenever you're thirsty for the rest of his professional career ~~
Glad we won. But I tried watching some of this, and while I'm no big soccer enthusiast, even I could tell that this was bad soccer.
The announcers were saying that this was the best that the team had played, yet pass after pass was given away, and even with the sloppy play and sloppy defending, there were only a couple of shots from both teams combined.
There really only seemed to be 2 or 3 players (both teams combined) that had any level of skill at all (Marta, Rodriguez, and another Brazilian middie), and after that it was a collection of women that could run and occasionally kick a ball where they wanted it to go.
I'd say even the WNBA is a better product than this. Which is not saying much.
Whose effing leg do I have to hump around here to get a snicky update. Like we really care about the blogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hear JJ, Czabe Snickies Please.
All you clowns want snickies? I have this great site for you, it's called google. Morons!
Hey, the lack of Snickies is a valid issue. Unless Czaban has gone gay. BTW, can I volunteer to take the Solo taste test?
The only negative in Hope being the hero in the gold medal game is the fact that Greg Ryan wasn't immediately fired as head coach of the University of Michigan soccer team, his current job. The Michigan AD should have watched the game, then made the decision to fire Ryan. After seeing the way Hope played against Brazil, and the way a washed-up Brianna Scurry played against a weaker Brazilian team, how could anyone trust Ryan's judgment ever again?
I am happy for Hope.Good call Paul on C.Lloyd.I wonder if Ryan watched the game?I also wonder what team he's coaching looks at him in a different light?
Zabe speaking of snickies did you see the one piece bike suits the Assie womens team was wearing in the Gold medal basketball game?I was rooting for our women to win,but I would have liked to have seen a couple of overtimes.Those Aussie girls looked hot.