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STEVE CZABAN

Steve Czaban is a little known, hack radio announcer based in Washington D.C. He broadcasts a dull and obscure sports program which is overladen with commercials. He also has his own blog at www.czabe.com, which is filled with his own brand of non-sensical sports analysis and sexual perversion. Mr. Czaban is afraid of Chinese people. He is also a dick.

Mr. Czaban is a shrew of a man who likes to make fun of those he is jealous of. One of his frequent targets is ESPN. Mr. Czaban secretly pines for a job at ESPN. Unfortunately, the FCC has determined that Mr. Czaban is too ugly to appear on television.

With the exception of Sarah Jessica Parker, Mr. Czaban finds ALL females attractive. This includes humans and animals. Mr. Czaban likes to pork farm animals in his spare time.

The most dickish thing Mr. Czaban does, however, is make fun of Brett Favre. Although he frequently travels to Wisconsin and professes to love the state, all this dick wants to do (other than pork farm animals) is rip on our greatest hero by posting scurrilous, FIB generated, anti-Favre propaganda on his website.

The next time this dick shows up at Lambeau or Miller Park, he better be wearing a cup.

Way to freak out CJA. I would assume this was an e-mail passed onto Czabe, so retaliating like a tool is probably uncalled for. However, if Czabe did come up with the entry....BRAVO! Farve F'N LEFT THE PACKERS! Get over it. No man is bigger than the team, and that includes #4. I WAS a huge Favre fan, but that was when he played for the Packers. Screw him and his huge ego. And screw you CJA. Keep up the good work Czabe.

Agreed, Badgerman96, agreed.

CJA, were you crying on your keyboard as you typed? "LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!". You suck.

CJA (crying jack ass) when Czabe is on the radio, change it. If you hate him so much, why are you visiting his website?

Well said CJA!!! Czabe is a self absorbed douche bag.

Don't worry about the cup, Czabe.

I got your back.

We all loved Brett Favre because of his "'awe shucks' I just want to play football persona." We all eventually found out he IS a dick. It was, is and always will be about him. He had a separate locker room, was excused from work from Sunday Night to Wednesday morning,blamed receivers for all the ills of the world, he did not socialize with his team mates and openly refused to teach the younger QB's. Does that sound like a team leader?He was voted Jet's team captain and instead of behaving like a leader, he says 'I don't know if I deserve this'.He has hedged every one of his bets since last March.
Brett Favre is a Hall of Fame Dick.

Crybaby Brett throws more INTs off his back foot and into double coverage, losing games in the process. Because he is a good old boy, it is excused at Brett being Brett and his gunslinger attitude. Anyone else who does this is cut and almost banned from the league.

Brett. Your lawn needs cutting.

I am a life-long Packer fan. (BTW, I HATE it when people say "Packers fan, Packers game, Packers tickets...with an "S" at the end of Packer. Are you a "hamburgers eater", or a "books reader" too? Do you have yellows pencils and softs pillows? Only people from outside Wisconsin don't know that "Packer" can bean adjective or noun.)

Anyway, back to Favre. As I said, I am a Packer fan. I loved Favre, when he was a Packer. I hate him now, just as much as Darren Sharper, or Javon Walker.

I hope he has a career ending injury on his very first play from scrimmage. If somebody is not a Packer, they are the enemy!

You won't catch me sleeping with the Russian spy chick with big hooters.

CJA, if I may quote you, "rip on our greatest hero".
Good God, what are you, 13 yrs. old? Hero? A football player? Why is he a hero?
It's time for your nap, CJA. Climb into bed with the Brett Favre waterproof sheets and we'll wake you when it's time for Teletubbies.

CJA rules! Perfect comment. Favre dominates. Funny, I've never seen a tear fall from his eye!!! I would love for someone to show me footage. Cause it will have been edited. Lying pussy ass pansies. Will do anything to make the greatest quarterback of all time, look bad.

Hey Rob davis,

Your Packer without the 's' thing is a weird hangup.

I've never in my life heard someone say that was a great 'Buck game', can't wait to get some Red Sock tickets.

I think either singular or plural can be appropos and grammatically correct, and for each team it can be different.

For the Packers, I think either singular or plural is fine.

later

Cpac4, you frickin blind? Do you own a TV? Brett Favre has cried like a little girl more than my 3 year old daughter.

Hey, denny...show me the footage.....show me the footage. TEARS!!! TEARS!!!! I have NEVER seen tears. Plus the guy has a shaky voice and always sounds upset. Maybe during his retirement he shed tears, but I dont think so. Plus that would be acceptable anyways. Or maybe when his dad died...again acceptable. Otherwise please....show me the footage. You cant.