So you are like NEVER going to guess… but Michael Jordan is still a raging dick! I know, weird right? Skip Oliva writing for Reason.com walks you through an elaborate celebrity concept of “unauthorized congratulatory marketing” involving a Chicago area supermarket. In 2009, Michael Jordan’s entry into the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame was […] Read more

Say what you want about this guy – and he deserves most alot of it – but I defy you to read his piece in Vulture.com about how he’s planning on ditching New York City, and “quitting” public life and not find many things he writes funny, fascinating, or something you are shocked you can […] Read more

File this one under “I told ya so.” From the minute the league announced this asinine foray into feel-good social engineering, I told people to wait for someone to claim such a penalty would in-effect be a “blacks only” penalty – and thus, the equivalent of racial profiling, or akin to how drug laws in […] Read more

So young, impatient idiots will want to play it. Or something like that. My feelings on the game of golf are simple: it’s the greatest game every invented. It’s the game of a lifetime. It’s the game of constant fascination, frustration, revelation, and human exploration. No game can take you to more corners of the […] Read more

After trying unsuccessfully for years to create his own cable channel, Vince McMahon decided to take his spandex unitard and folding chairs and go home. Or, more precisely, to the web, and deliver a Stone Cold-like double-middle-finger salute to the cable cabal that thwarted him all this time. The nerds will be first into the […] Read more