Officer Michaels: You know, this job though isn’t how shows like CSI make it out to be, when I first joined the force, I was under the impression that everything was covered in a fine layer of semen. And that the police had at their disposal a semen database with every bad guy’s semen on […] Read more
Larry: [Larry’s house has been spray painted by trick-or-treaters he has offended and he’s reporting it to cops] “They don’t deserve candy and I don’t deserve this: “Bald Asshole”? That’s a hate crime!” – Curb Your Enthusiasm Read more
The NFL doesn’t have a domestic violence problem. It has a commissioner problem. Take note of the irony: Roger Goodell’s big initiative when he took over for Paul Tagliabue, was to be the new sheriff in town on player behavior and to clean up the league. Now, the clattering failure of that high and mighty […] Read more
“You think it’s easy being a lousy father?” Nick Tortelli, Carla’s ex-husband in the TV show “Cheers.” Read more
He makes many, very, valid points. Yes. Yes, he does. I still have my iPhone 6 Plus on order as we speak. Despite…. a. Hating the living crap out of the new “Ellen” flavored OS color and font scheme b. The fact I’ll have to buy a whole new suite of cases, dongles, cradles, tripods […] Read more
Yes, you read that headline right. Sorry, to be a bummer. I know, I know. Kirk looked fabulous. I mean that. Hell, he looked like Tom Brady. He made great reads, threw the ball on time and accurately, and knew when to flush plays that were dead on arrival. He was a leader, and ready […] Read more