They have a big party for Wrigley Field’s 100th birthday. They crap their throwback wool pants by blowing a 3-run 9th inning lead to the hapless (7-18) Arizona Diamondbacks. They commission a huge, incredibly detailed cake, made from entirely mostly edible, complicated ornate sugars, fondant, bread and what-not. Then dragged the cake to two places, […] Read more
Poor Shabazz Napier, going to sleep hungry at night while slaving away at the awful deal the NCAA gives him and other D-1 scholarship athletes. Luckily, the NCAA swooped in to change the rules so future Shabazzies don’t DIE of pure starvation. Because these poor kids have no money, and are practically reduced to begging […] Read more
So yeah, this was “an accident.” Sure. I can’t believe that two of my co-workers (Cooley and Galdi) actually gave Griffin the benefit of the doubt. “Nah, he didn’t MEAN to throw water on that ONE Warriors fan…” Geezus, open your eyes, fellas! That said, it’s water. Then again, Blake Griffin should be a man. […] Read more
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” – Albert Einstein Read more
Look, I know plenty of you will kill me for this opinion, and lash me with “you just don’t UNDERSTAND baseball, man!” In theory, in a labratory of “baseball principles” with white gloves and lab coats…. then.. YES! You can bench anybody for doing what Harper did. The key word is… “can.” A better word […] Read more
“If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta National. I just don’t want an early tee time.” – Gary Player Read more