Words that should, no… MUST, be on his tombstone.
I just want to know what photo they plan to use at his memorial service. I say it’s the one with the two thumbs sayin’ “This Guy!”
It seemed to have been, his favorite.
Tommie Woodward Is An American Legend
I have no idea why they felt the need to kill that alligator. If anything they should have given it a wheelbarrow full of chickens as a reward for helping clean up the human gene pool.
Tommy Woodward Is An American Entree.
that alligator did future generations a favor.
Well, that’s one fewer classy mother f*ckers remaing in the world
From what I can see, he seems to be interbred, or at least has a low IQ. No one can be that stupid unless their IQ is low because of environment and/or inbreeding.
REDNECK HALL OF FAME………
(post-humous induction of course)