Go Ahead “Iron Man”, Lemme Hold Your Beer. You Got This!

“The suit is powered by five micro gas turbines that use four litres of fuel per minute to keep a standard-sized human afloat. Each turbine provides an estimated 22 kilograms worth of thrust, but potential pilots are warned to hover just off the ground for safety reasons.”

 

  1. Welcome To The Age of Real Life Iron Man (Ho-lee S***!!!!!)
  2. Brittany Lincicome Plays vs. Men. Does Anybody Care?
  3. FedEx Makeover: New Nachos, Fewer Seats, and a “Pavilion.”
  4. Alabama Football Hit With Suspension!** (Well, their Twitter, at least..)
  5. The Sports Media Continue to Think They Are Experts in CTE
  6. WFAN Rocked With Lawsuit, Allegations of “Frat House” Culture
  7. Reddit Guy Has Some Great Commercial Ideas for Mike Trout
  8. Domino’s Bucks Trend, Now Wants to OPEN Tons More Stores!
  9. Steven A. Smith Keeps Getting Promoted, Still Not Happy
  10. Jimmy Garappolo Takes Hardcore Porn Star on Date

MLB Commissioner to Mike Trout: Get Out More!

“If he wants to engage and be more active in that area, I think we could help him make his brand really big,” Manfred said. “But he has to make a decision that he is prepared to engage in that area, and it takes time and effort.”

 

  1. Angels Make Staunch Defense of Star In Face of Commissioner Criticism
  2. Ian Woosnam: Let’s Get Nuts! Tear Up Old Course, And Build A New One!
  3. Cubs Star Yu Darvish Mansion Fence Meets HOA Objections
  4. Baseball Helmet “C-Flap” Controversy in Youth Baseball
  5. Weinstein Lawyer: Judd Had Creepy Agreement With Pervy Boss
  6. Goliath Grouper Makes Light Snack of Shark On Fishing Line
  7. Deadliest Catch Edgar Hansen Admits Charges of Sexual Abuse of Minor
  8. “Shade Balls” Are The Latest Epic Fail of Good Intentions, And Bad Math
  9. Parents Behaving Badly: Youth Sports’ Worst, Caught on Video
  10. “Who Told You To Put the Cheese On?”

 

“One Of The Most Stupid Things In Golf”

When Jean Van De Velde melted down like Velveeta on a hot sidewalk in July at the British Open, even the announcers were agog. Listen to the “back story” on that infamous hole with Mike Tirico and Curtis Strange who were there that day. I chat with Andy Pollin about the MLB All-Star game which managed to dodge the rain, and extra innings. Phew! Oh, and the AL still owns this thing. The scourge of Vertical Video is only gaining strength.

 

“Aaron Rodgers Has 40/40 Vision”

Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is hit by Vikings outside linebacker Anthony Barr after throwing a pass in the first quarter Sunday. Rodgers broke his collarbone on the play. Mark Hoffman/ Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers (12) is hit by Minnesota Vikings outside linebacker Anthony Barr (55) breaking Rodgers collarbone during the first quarter of their game against the Minnesota Vikings Sunday, October 5, 2017 at U.S. Bank Stadium in Minneapolis, Minn. MARK HOFFMAN/MILWAUKEE JOURNAL SENTINEL [Via MerlinFTP Drop]

How much would Aaron Rodgers make on the true “open market” and how long does he want to play? Short answers: “We’ll never know.” And “40”. Maybe. Unless 45 becomes the new 40. The Big 920’s Drew Olson tells us why covering the All-Star Game is anything but “fun” for grizzled beat reporters. Elon Musk gets into silly rock fight on Twitter, that might turn expensive.

All Star Moment We Never Forget: Pete Rose v. Ray Fosse

“That’s something people will continue to talk about, whether they were alive at the time or watched the video and see the result,” Fosse said. “There have been some harder hits. Just the fact it was an All-Star Game, they always vote on the All-Star game highlights or lowlights and that always seems to be at the top that people talk about.”

Ray Fosse’s Shoulder STILL Hurts From That Collision

Top Moments in All-Star Game History

Aaron Rodgers Has 40 On His Mind, Hopefully With Packers

Ben McAdoo: No Ragerts About Benching Eli Manning

Swimsuit Model Breastfeeds on Runway

Michael Irvin Disapproves of T.O. Skipping HOF Ceremony

Harper Might Have Saved His Free Agency With HR Derby Show

Bloody Horns 8: Wisconsin’s Most Sadistic Scramble Continues!

If you play golf, chances are, you are entered into at least one or two charity scrambles every year. Either by choice, or by conscription by lesser players who know you can actually, you know, put a ball in play and thus are crucial to the foursome. There is nothing wrong with these events. They raise millions upon millions every year for very worth causes, without so much as a squeal from participants who are too drunk/sunburnt to even care about the money.

In fact, I’m playing in the biggest one of those in the state of Wisconsin the day before my event: The Bob and Brian Open.

So when I started this event 8 years ago, I decided I wanted it to be the “un-scramble.” In other words, I wanted it to be HARD. Like, psycho-bitch hard. But in a fun way. I said: “Let’s play somewhere awesome, and go all the back to the back of the back back tees! And tuck all the pins!”

And let’s get GOOD swag to give all the players. And let’s make the first prize very cool (2 nights lodging in Vegas next spring with me and the crew for CzabeVegas and gambling on college hoops!). And let’s make it so you never worry about getting cheated by making it a 2-person scramble, not four. And let’s say once you make a double, you pick up (the horns!) and move on, so it doesn’t take 6 hours to get around.

Well, I pretty happy with how this thing has grown and evolved. It’s a fun day. A different day. And I appreciate everybody who has played in the event so far. But I need to make a good hard push to get to a “full field” of 100 players. (I could jam more of you guys out there on a shotgun start, but I don’t want to make this a death march.)

Right now we have 43 out of 50 teams signed up. So let’s go!

It’s really easy, just swing by www.bloodyhorns.com and click the button!

If you want any more inducement, look at the cool custom coin/ball marker we have commissioned for this year: Captain America! Patrick Reed! All you and your partner need to do to get this coin, is to wear matching shirts. Not “close” but matching! Why? Because you are a team, dammit! You look sharp, and my pictures of the event really pop!

Also, everybody who hits a par-3 in regulation gets this custom logo mug! Let’s see if anybody can “hit for the cycle” and take home all-4!

You get a insulated logo tumblr with a Vokda/Red Bull to get you going!
You get a buffet dinner afterwards.
You get a photo with me (smile!)
And the top-7 teams get to take home a game used pin flag suitable for mounting on your trophy wall!

Thanks for supporting the event! Tell a friend or two at your club, and I’ll see you on Saturday afternoon July 28th at The Bull at Pinehurst Farms!

 

 

 

 

CzabeCast: “Blokes On A Plane”

What’s it like to watch a World Cup match between England and Columbia while FLYING TO London from the states with half a plane full of drunken Nigels rooting on the home team? Epic. KFAN and Fanball’s Paul Charchian reports, you decide. EA Sports NCAA football being kept alive by hardcore gamers. Our sub-reddit is born!

Daily Czabe: Le’Veon Bell Long Term Deal Clock Strikes

“The NFL is a passing league. How much do backs matter given their disposable nature and the relative insignificance of the running game? (Though Bell is quality at catching the ball and in pass protection.) The Steelers shouldn’t sign Bell to a long-term contract. If they don’t, history will show the Steelers played this situation exactly right. Intentionally or not.”

DeMarco Murray Is The Steelers Warning Sign on Le’Veon Bell

EA Sports NCAA Football Lives On, Thanks To These Maniacs

Mickelson Vows to “Try To Act A Little Better” After Rules Gaffes

What’s Wrong With Bryce Harper?

‘Millenial Night’ At Minor League Ballpark, Irks… Millenials. ‘Natch…

Elon Musk Calls Thai Rescue Diver “Pedo Guy”, Shit Gets Real

Bad Driving #1: Fake Cop Pulls Over Real Cops, Gets Arrested

Bad Driving #2: Woman Plunges Off Big Sur, Survives For Week Before Rescue

Bad Driving #3: Man Launches Mini-Van, Sticks To Side of House! 

 

 

CzabeCast Friday July 13, 2018

Uncle Andy puts us on his knee, to tell us the one time in recorded history that a Pollin actually splurged for something kinda pricey! The NFL’s domestic violence policy is a mess. E-Sports. How many wins does Jay Gruden need to keep his job? SPECIAL GUEST: Andy Pollin, Andy’s DC Podcast, 106.7 The Fan. WTOP Radio.

CzabeCast Thursday July 12, 2018

The NFL is heading right toward a Titanic-sized officiating iceberg this fall, and I doubt they even see it. Kylie Jenner is going to be a billionaire. Think about that one, for a moment! LeBron’s botched pizza party, PacMan Jones, Cave Movies, and Mr. X (stays in) Washington for the All-Star Game. SPECIAL GUEST: “Mr. X”.

CzabeCast Wednesday July 11, 2018

Shady McCoy has got some ‘splainin’ to do and could be in serious trouble. Roger Goodell, call your office. What would an NFL “Fantasy” draft of existing players look like? Cash vs. Credit, a debate with strong arguments on both sides. Idiot FBI agent. Mutton Snapper. Thigh slapping. SPECIAL GUEST: Steve Czaban, Nationally Beloved Sports Radio Host.

CzabeCast Tuesday July 10, 2018

Will the US ever actually *win* the World Cup? In my lifetime? In yours? Is our soccer too white, too rich? Drew Olson and I debate, you decide. All Star voting in MLB sucks, but what’s the solution? How did Milwaukee nab such an awesome annual music festival? Elon Musk’s mini-sub. F*** that guy! And more! SPECIAL GUEST: Drew Olson, The Big 920, Milwaukee, WI.

Daily Czabe: Why Wait To Get Started on Pushing For An 8-Team CFB Playoff?

Tim Brando has called college football on TV for a long time, hosted studio shows, and lives in the heart of the deep-south SEC. When Uncle Timmy talks, I listen. And in a recent radio interview Brando says that it’s a virtual “lock” that Alabama, Clemson, and Ohio State make the CFB Playoff this year. Part of the reason: “Blue Blood Priviledge” – when a team like Bama does lose, it’s drop in the polls is cushioned by the invisible hand of pollsters perception of them as college football royalty.

Alabama’s Blue Blood Privilege, And Why 3 of the 4 Playoff Teams Are Almost Already Locks

Mushnick: Transparency In Sports Means Just Being Less Dishonest

The Padres Are Having A Bad Year. Their Flagship Radio Station, Even Worse

Horrible/Ironic Ways to Die: Groom Killed After Colliding With Bride On Zip Line in Honduras

The Worst 18 Wheel Truck Driver… Ever.

Daily Czabe: Leave Ikea Out of This, You Blokes

English soccer fans have never been known for their politeness, nor subtlety. So when the “Three Lions” surged past Sweden to make the Cup semi’s for just the 3rd time in history, of course some hooligans took it out on the nearest thing “Sweden” they could find: an IKEA store. Assholes. But… expected.

English Soccer Fans Take It Out On Nearby IKEA

Elon Musk Actually Invented A Mini-Sub Rescue Device: Over The Weekend!

Eight Years Ago This Was A Really, Really.. REALLY Bad “Decision”

Legion of Boom! Brandon Browner Is Not A Nice Person. (Blame CTE!)

Horrible And Random Way To Die: Runaway Bus Into Inflatable Kiddie Pool

Want Some Cocaine On That Social Media? Ha! It’s Already Sprinkled In There!

If Somebody Catches The Loch Ness Monster, What Should We Do?

Andrew Luck Throws Pick-6: With His Wallet!

 

CzabeCast Monday July 9, 2018

What happens when you make a teeny little suggestion about how to change soccer rules during a World Cup game on Twitter? About what you would expect. Notorious J-A-Y chimes in on all of the NBA moves, and how much you would have to pay him to crawl into that cave with the Thai soccer team. SPECIAL GUEST: Jay Cottrell, International Man of Badassery!