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Blog: Tears of A Clown?
And here we go…..
For everybody who had “July 2nd” in the “When Is Brett Favre Going to Crack and Hint He’s Not Really Retired” pool, congrats.
Do you get the feeling that Mike McCarthy and Ted Thompson saw this whole thing coming, and were anxious to head it off at the pass?
Link Of The Day: This Is Not My Dad....
.... but my dad sure was right about the sweet, sweet, glory of good ol' pre-1960 Schlitz beer! It's kicking ass, and I will gladly take my 0.2% credit for being so timely with the details of my dad's somewhat misguided rant that "Anheiser Busch killed Schlitz!" Well lookey, lookey! Buddonkey is fighting off the Swiss in a hostile takeover bid, and Schlitz is pushing one dirty fist out of the grave! Viva La Schlitz! Viva La Schlitz! Viva La Schlitz!
Mailbag: Hold Off On the Landis Bashing, Pal!
Today you briefly touched on the CAS decision to uphold the Landis ban. Although I understand your viewpoint, you could not be further off base. First you mention that Landis "sucked wind" the entire race, and pulled a miracle out of his backside. Landis dominated the entire Tour, until one day in the mountains where he "boinked" and lost over 8 minutes. Yes, the next day he made the most incredible ride the Tour has ever witnessed and brought himself back into contention, ultimately over taking the yellow jersey in the last individual time trial. All of this according to you, due to one quick doping cycle.
Indeed, this is why there are front airbags, side airbags, and other airbags. But NOT "crotch airbags."
Pic O' The Day: They Are Marshalling Forces, And Coming For Blood
Nobody has chronicled the Man vs. Stingray "proxy war" that has been raging since the death of Steve Irwin quite like I have. If you missed any of the main stories that the "mainstream" media has either been unable to tie together, or unwilling to acknowledge, then you can check out my archives of stingray news here. (Yeah! Searchable blog, people! You happy now??). Well, by the looks of this photo, I don't think our "Al Qaeda of the Sea" is ready to call a truce.
Mailbag: Golf And Poker Do Not Mix
I can't agree more with the drought in the sports world that you and the boys talk about. I sit here on Sunday afternoon watching some golf. Now this isn't just any kind of golf. This is The World Series of Golf...what? Apparently this is golf, but infused with poker.
Why must the Gods mock us so?!
Link Of The Day: Mmmm. Healthy, Yummi Pork Rinds
This is great news for Homer J. Simpson. Pork rinds are not that bad for you, so says the boys at AOL Health. Now maybe they are just in cahoots with the pre-packaged Pork Rind Industry (aka: "Big Pig") to sell more product, we can't be sure. I just wonder if the ORIGINAL version called "Cracklin'" is similarly "healthy." I doubt it.
That was the stark quote offered by the "Worst Golf Dad In History" B.J. Wie after his daughter slapped her way out of the US Open with an 81-75 trunk slammer of a weekend in Minnesota. He was asked about whether the somewhat embarrassing option of Michelle actually EARNING the LPGA Tour card she once scoffed at by way of.... gasp! ... qualifying for it, was on the table.
"What other options do we have," asked Marv Marinovich Wie?
What options? How about we start, with YOU dropping out of the picture, pops?
Good to see that the Shark is still a complete nob who doesn't get it. Despite getting gutted for millions from his first wife, ol' Greg is jumping back in with both feet with beau Chrissy Everett. Okay, let us know how that works out. I want to believe that America's tennis sweetheart from the 1970's and 80's is not a money grubbing vindictive bitch, but if she were, and Greg gets crushed again in divorce court - well, I'm gonna have to pop an ice cold Foster's Lager and drink to that my friends. Oh yeah, don't take photos of Greg's wedding either. He'll have you thrown in the Bahamian gulag. Nice job getting hitched at Paradise Island. That place has become the "Medieval Times" of beach resorts. I thought rich dudes like you went to crazy islands nobody has ever heard of, or maybe ones that you actually own! Paradise Island? Really? And you wanted privacy there?
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Hold Off On the Landis Bashing, Pal!
Today you briefly touched on the CAS decision to uphold the Landis ban. Although I understand your viewpoint, you could not be further off base. First you mention that Landis "sucked wind" the entire race, and pulled a miracle out of his backside. Landis dominated the entire Tour, until one day in the mountains where he "boinked" and lost over 8 minutes. Yes, the next day he made the most incredible ride the Tour has ever witnessed and brought himself back into contention, ultimately over taking the yellow jersey in the last individual time trial. All of this according to you, due to one quick doping cycle.
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