Zeke Stuffed For A Loss of Six

At this point, I raise a practical question not unlike Derek Smalls in Spinal Tap, when he timidly wondered whether or not they were playing Stonehenge that night. Is the NFL's domestic violence policy... uh... "working?" I mean, I'm just asking if there's any kind of metric on success here? Is it player games suspended per incident? Are we looking for less actual domestic violence, or just more players suspended for it Because the league has now lowered the burden of proof to somewhere just above: "Did she Instagram it?" The Zeke Elliot case is a confusing mess. He's a dimwitted diva who, clearly, doesn't get it. And she's someone who lets a soon-to-be NFL star pay her rent and…Read more...

Smokin’ Jay, Rides Again

CHICAGO, IL - AUGUST 13: Jay Cutler #6 of the Chicago Bears is hit by Cameron Wake #91 of the Miami Dolphins during a preseason game at Soldier Field on August 13, 2015 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)
Somebody asked me Sunday night on Twitter what I thought of the Jay Cutler signing by the Dolphins. "Duct tape move, with likely duct tape results" was my answer. And yet, the Dolphins still made it,…Read more...

Losing Blinked First

What Jordan Spieth did on Sunday at Royal Birkdale is now the stuff, of instant legend. Move over Seve, with your “birdie from the car park” at the Open. Jordan’s bogey from the equipment trailers, will…Read more...

Made Guys

Thirty years ago, I was 19 years old. I had a (mostly) full head of moppy brown hair, a 32 inch waist, and dreams. Of what, I can't really remember. It was, after all, 30 damn…Read more...

Thrones Nerd

I never thought I would like Game of Thrones. Oh sure, I played Dungeons and Dragons with next-door bestie Allen Abbassi for a time back in the late 70's. He had all of the funky dice,…Read more...

Somebody’s Bright Idea

To somebody, this looked like a winner. I'm sure. Mostly likely, this show sounded great to likes of Andy Roddick, Donovan McNabb, Gary Payton... and legendary o-lineman Ephraim Salaam. "A sports show? About nothing but our…Read more...

The Teflon Beard

Thank god I don't have to root for James Harden. I honestly don't know how people do it. Oh, let me rephrase that. I don't know how ROCKETS fans do it. I'm going to bet that…Read more...