The Capitals fall to the Vegas Golden Knights, 6-4. LeBron and Warriors meet for the 4 straight time. Powerwashing porn, landscaping is a waste of time and money. Harden vs. LeBron as MVP. Amy Schumer gets podcast deal. SPECIAL GUEST: Drew Olsen, Big 920, Milwaukee, WI.
Now that the Caps are in the Stanley Cup Finals, it’s actually okay to start thinking about where would the parade be. So me and Andy do just that. The NBA product evolves, but is it getting any better. Bonus Jackie Moon clip from Semi-Pro! All that, plus Facebook wants your nudes! SPECIAL GUEST: Andy Pollin, Andy Pollin’s DC Podcast.
The Capitals deliver a rock-em-sock-em gut check performance to stay alive vs. Tampa. Big Ginger, Tim Murray joins me to discuss and to hopefully not jinx us for Game 7. Also the NBA playoffs, 3-point shooters, and who will be the *next* NBA champ NOT named “Golden State.” SPECIAL GUEST: Tim Murray, SB Nation AM.
Should you buy a $300 lawnmower every 5 years, or a $1000 one that lasts 15+? Trick question: hire somebody to do it! Drew Olson drops by to talk sports misery, karmic nut kicks, and more. All of that, plus a special double-FTG from both of us! SPECIAL GUEST: Drew Olson – The Big 920, Milwaukee, WI.
Six of the Top 10 drunkest cities in America, are all in Wisconsin. Hope you are proud, you cheeseheads! Legalized sports gambling & unintended consequences, the modern NBA game vs. the “ancient” 1980’s. Lucas Glover and the secret lives of Tour wives. SPECIAL GUEST: Drew Olson The Big 920, Milwaukee, WI.
I don’t know what you see, but when I look into that woman’s beady little evil eyes, I see somebody who is thinking “as soon as I get out of this police station and get back home again, I am going to rip my pussy husband a new asshole for being a little bitch and calling the police on me.”
So I guess this is an instructional case of how domestic violence can go both ways, huh kids? Poor Josh Brown of the NY Giants did nothing more than yell at his wife’s son and grab her wrist briefly, next think you know she’s ringing 911 off the hook and his career is over.
Not only is this unhinged Xanax harpie not going to lose her career – she has none, other than spending Lucas’ golf money – but it looks like she’s made a proper calculation of the size of Lucas’ nutsack: size… small! He’s already making excuses for her, and not going to press charges.
Fuck all that, man. This bitch is in severe need for a hard life lesson. She attacked a guy playing a maddeningly difficult sport, where there’s no guaranteed money, for one bad round. Then on the eve of Mother’s Day, savagely attacked her mother-in-law, all while the kids were (not) sleeping upstairs.
Then just in case anybody thought they could top her high score of psycho, she goes spider monkey in the cop car, tells the police this is “why they get shot in the face” and wait until the Tour hears about this, YOU are in sooooo much trouble.
There’s no redeeming this one, Lucas. Take the L and move on. You deserve better, and so do the kids.
The Supremes have dunked on PASPA and a whole new world is about to open up to sports and gambling in America. Will it be paradise, or Dante’s Inferno? Maybe a little bit of both? We have full Team Coverage here on the CzabeCast! SPECIAL GUESTS: Paul Charchian, Fanball.com, “Mr. X” of Degenerex Industries.
Just how big will legalized sports wagering in America be upon full roll out? Big. Very big. In fact… YUGE. Wizards owner Ted Leonsis, who has been rabidly pro-gambling for a while now, tells CNBC the market could be bigger than Wall Street. And given the fishy nature of how some companies report earnings, hide bad company news, etc. – while letting investors and institutions “bet” on those companies’ futures – then maybe betting on an NBA game is a more honest proposition. Maybe. Now the wheels are in motion on how to regulate all of this new activity, and I would predict it’ll be a rough ride at first.
A full Saturday of hard labor later, Czabe has some definite thoughts on doing it “the wrong way” when it comes to weed barriers and such. We talk Capitals cruising to a 2-0 lead, and Vegas Knights Mania. That, plus tattletale bitches are… the worst. SPECIAL GUEST: Gill Alexander, VSIN – Las Vegas, NV
At UFC 224 there was a girl fight as part of the card. And hey, more power to the gals. But this one went pretty south, pretty quick. As this poor gal you see here, was losing soundly after 4 rounds, and wanted to tap out and not come out for the 5th round. Her “corner” gave her the big ol’ “come on girl, dig deep! You can’t quit now!” and basically pushed her out there to get murdered so more. Well, she ended up in the hospital. Chat amongst yourselves.
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Czabe give his impressions of meeting and interviewing RB Derrius Guice. What will the Lions do now, in the wake of the Matt Patricia dismissed sexual assault charge? The Ginger Hammer breaks down the conference finals, with predictions and over/unders. And of course, FTG! SPECIAL GUEST: Tim Murray, SB Nation AM.
They say in style “to each his own.” On the other hand, years of informal experimentation usually end up producing the best garment for the job. In the case of golf, a sport usually played during hot (sometimes blazing!) summer months, the best garment is a loose fitting short sleeve shirt, with a collar and 3 buttons.
It is not, a dress shirt.
Yet here’s Phil Mickelson, pushing ahead with a shirt sponsorship that is 100% dead-on-arrival. Even if you believe that “any publicity is good publicity” I have a hard time seeing anybody getting what they want out of this marketing agreement.
The best I can see, is a regular foursome buying one of these shirts to make their weekly loser wear the following week on the course. A kind of “punishment” shirt to keep everybody grinding. Good luck Phil! Terrible idea! Looks great on you!
John Skipper is still in demand after his numerous ESPN disasters. Funny, huh? What if you had to buy your internet “by the foot?” The frivolous high school soccer suspension lawsuit at Arrowhead HS. And even Tom Brady is pussywhipped, to a certain extent. SPECIAL GUESTS: Bob and Brian, 102.9 The Hog, Milwaukee, WI.