While the term "dumpster fire" has become overused (I try to resist) you must admit, the visual of an ACTUAL one in action... spectacular!

Oh... "white men can't jump?" Well this fool honkey is Canadian, and just 6'1"! Take THAT Wesley Snipes!

And... that pretty much sums up how stupid golf is. Yet, we love it. Somehow.

Sweatin' bullets! (From the classic: "Airplane!")

This will be me to the snowstorm that's bearing down on us!

Never gets old.... Morton Downey Jr. you sir, were a genius of unfettered rage!