Despite the fact LeBron is having one of his best seasons ever at age 33, having played all-82 games, and eviscerating the Pacers in Game 2 last night…. his future options may be… dwindling? How can this be? Rating the 5 Star NFL QB’s on “Great-Meh-Suck” scale, and Uganda wants to run your sex life. SPECIAL GUEST: Tim Murray, SB Nation AM.
When I say nobody knows if Lamar Jackson will be a good NFL quarterback, it’s no exaggeration. NOBODY really knows. But the detailed scouting reports on him and others are truly fascinating. Was the cussing in Deadwood accurate? No. Was it necessary? Hell, f***ing yes! Charles Barkley yells at a rude co-worker. SPECIAL GUESTS: Bob and Brian in The Morning, 102.9 The Hog, Milwaukee.
Is Josh Rosen “too smart” for NFL teams, or is that code word for an ugly sterotype. Either way, Rosen will be one of the great mysteries of the upcoming draft. Shouldn’t NFL teams involve their star QBs in critical decisions about the offense, at least? Can you franchise Aaron Rodgers in 2 years and get away with it? Beasts and surprises so far in MLB, Bucks-Celtics, and FTG! Special Guest: Drew Olsen, Big 920 in Milwaukee.
The Capitals are well on their way to another epic choke and I was there in person to witness it. The 5 Stages of Caps Fan Grief. Poppovich and the art of asking “good” questions. Imagine a LeBron 1st round exit. Pack should go grab Dez. Period. Cal Ripken’s estate up for auction. James Harrison retires, and R. Lee Ermy dies.
Tony Finau’s dislocated ankle, turned -4 opening round is one of the great “golf injury” stories in a long time. But was it really that impressive? I’ve got everything you wanted to know about popping your ankle back into it’s socket, but were afraid to ask.
Masters Day 1 – Spieth In Command
Sergio’s Awful, No Good, 15th Hole
Notorious J-A-Y: Producer Brett Hollander Show, WBAL
1 NCAA Championship Game Recap
2 Pro Prospects for “The Big Ragu”
3 Things That Make Your Face Look Stupid
4 Tweenage Twitter: Rules and Exceptions
5 White Kids On Rap Songs Rule
6 Jay’s Top 5 White Basketball Players Ever
7 RG3 Is A Raven: Will He Make It To September
8 Other Body Parts To Pop Back Into Place
9 Blac Chyna Loses Her Mind, Endorsement at Six Flags
10 F*** That Guy!
Judge Gets DUI, Takes Year Off, Given Raise: America!
Chris Cooley is an artist, a slob, a genius, a goofball, and guy who is still obsessed with football now that he’s retired. I missed him, so I talked to him about his exhaustive scouting reports, Zoolander, and the “Fab 5” QB prospects in the NFL Draft.
CzabeCast Rundown Thurday 04-05-18
Jack Nicklaus Grandkid Aces #9
Tony Finau Injury
Chris Cooley – Morning Radio Host, The Team 980
1 Almost Zapping His Mom To Death
2 Why Not Start Own Scouting Service
3 Off-Schedule vs. On-Schedule WR’s
4 Gronk Unhappiness: Is It Real?
5 Scouting Thumbnail: Sam Darnold
6 Scouting Thumbnail: Josh Rosen
7 Scouting Thumbnail: Josh Allen
8 Scouting Thumbnail: Baker Mayfield
9 Scouting Thumbnail: Lamar Jackson
10 Zoolander Movie Quotes Universal
FBI College Basketball Prosecution Coming Apart
The Masters Par-3 contest lived in sporting obscurity for years, until the Green Jackets teamed up with ESPN to finally put it on TV. It’s an event unlike anything in sports, that bridges generations on the most impossibly beautiful stage in sports.
CzabeCast Rundown: 04-04-18
The Miracle of the Masters Par-3 Contest
Harry Mayes – 97.5 The Fanatic – Philadelphia
1 The Villanova Win Didn’t Move The Needle
2 What Happened to Temple Hoops?
3 The Sixers Have Taken Off Like A Rocket
4 Joel Embiid Owns the Town
5 Will Critics of “The Process” Admit It Was Worth It?
6 Gabe Kapler Is A Whack Job
7 Michael Bennett As An Eagle
8 Masters Longshot/Favorites
9 Nine Great Masters Traditions
10 Nine Things That Need Shaking Up
Donte DiVincenzo is known as “The Michael Jordan of Delaware” and also “The Big Ragu” for his Italian heritage. He’s also a kid who tweeted some dumb embarrassing stuff when he was 14. He’s also a Final Four MOP and NCAA Champion. All Hail “Bossa Nova” for a dominating title run.
CzabeCast Rundown Tuesday April 3, 2018
Tiger and Phil Practice Together? What?!
Drew Olsen: The Big 920 – Milwaukee, WI
1 NCAA Championship Game Recap
2 Dante’s Inferno: White Guy Standards
3 The Old Tweet Controversy: I Was Hacked!
4 Dome Games/San Antonio Host City
5 One Shining Moment Alternatives?
6 Brewers Opening Day
7 Jim Mora on Josh Rosen the Millenial
8 Jon Gruden Cuts Punter: Fire The Black Man?
9 Bullpenning Gabe Kapler’s Rough Start
10 Fuck That Guy!
It’s not Sister Jean’s fault that the modern sports media runs like a herd of spooked cattle toward the easiest, laziest, and click-baity-ist of stories. Still, I wish she had seen it coming, and maybe stepped aside for the players once the Final Four had arrived.
CzabeCast Monday 04-02-18 Rundown
1 Sister Jean Sucks Up All the Oxygen
2 Laura Ingrahm vs. David Hogg: To The Death!
3 Gabe Kapler’s Innovative Managing (eye roll)
4 Drive/Chip/Putt at Augusta
5 Kevin Durant Is Still Searching
6 Who Is Ready For 8K TV. You Heard Me, 8!
7 Get Up! (Pssst: Looks A Lot Like… Well, ESPN)
8 Arike Ogunbowale With Daggers
10 Random Dates/Anniversaries: Enough!
Basketball remains a beautiful t-e-a-m game, despite the increasing tendency to rely on a few superstars to carry a squad. Nobody shares it quite like Loyola-Chicago, which is why they’ll be fun to root for this weekend at the Final Four.
1 Loyola-Chicago: Darling of the Final Four
2 Leonard Hamilton: King of Quit
3 Lamar Jackson Has Mom As Agent
4 LeVeon Bell Is Unhappy. No Kidding…
5 New Tiger Woods Book Sez MJ Was Trouble
6 Here’s How Desperate Lindsay Lohan Is For $$$
7 Solve This Mystery: Man Who Owes 500K in Child Support…
8 John Sterling Has A New Giancarlo Stanton HR Call
9 A Craft Beer Will Cost $16 at Nats Park
10 Fuck That Guy!