Daily Czabe: Hello, Pittsburgh. We Dance, Again!

With the Capitals Game 6 closeout of Columbus last night, we return to a familiar foe. No, “nemesis.” No… the Penguins are… our “daddy.” For the 4th time in the last 7 playoff appearances by each of us, the Caps and Pens shall meet. Last year, it did not end well. And of the last 10 meetings, the Caps have lost 9 of them.

The other day, I told my 15 year old who was struggling with her homework, that chemistry was my “El Guapo” back in the day. She stared at me blankly. I had to explain the scene in the great movie “The Three Amigos.” If your kids don’t understand it, well… here’s your link. Enjoy.

All The News That Matters To Me!

• The Great El Guapo Speech From Three Amigos

• New Pack GM Tries Radical New Approach: Interview Some GOOD Players First!

• Brian Billick Explains What Went So Wrong With the Kyle Boller Pick

• Call Me A Sap, But The Hockey Handshake Line Never, Ever Gets Old!

• Pete Rose Gambles? Whaaaa? You Don’t Say!

• Josh Rosen Deep Dive By Michael Silver

• Onion: “Spurs Skype-In Kawhi Leonard For Game 4”

• The “Monkey Selfie” Case Is Still Rattling Around The Court System

• Teenager Has Car Key Lodged In His Head After Brawl (Graphic!)

• It’s Too Dangerous Outside! Penn State Puts “Outing Club” In The Bubble