The Hero America Needs Right Now

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In these times of rampant nonsense, nothing cleanses the psychic palate like a work of modern, digital viral video art. You sir, “Paul Flart” aka: the flatulent security guard, are a genius. They say that true art, is seeing the possible where it doesn’t exist. It is finding the beautiful, amid a sea of ugly. It’s turning the smelly and disgusting, into something that brings joy and laughter to millions. So what if you got fired? You had the balls and the sphincter to keep that cell phone rolling in vertical video the whole time. You are internet legend.

  1. Security Guard Films Himself Farting For 6 Months At Work….
  2. ….. Then Is Promptly Fired Once Video Goes Viral
  3. Major Overhaul Headed For PGA Tour’s FedEx Cup
  4. Hurricanes Debut Uniforms Made From… Ocean Trash?
  5. The Reporter Who Won’t Let the NFL Go “Off Record”
  6. Kirk Cousins Is The NFL’s Greatest Gambler
  7. Doctor Death: Husband Kills Wife With Carbon Monoxide Yoga Balls
  8. Ted Leonsis To Give All 500 Employees Stanley Cup Rings
  9. Drone Records Whisker Close Near-Miss With Helicopter
  10. The Men of #MeToo Are Crawling Out From Hiding

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