Wasting beer is a damn shame. It’s why you harass your buddies in college, who won’t polish off even the last little bit of warm swill in the bottom of their red solo cup.
Hell, there’s a great quote about beer: goes like this: “Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy?” You know who said this? None other, than the great Benjamin Franklin!
Dan Steinberg of the DC Sports Bog has wall-to-wall coverage of this breaking situation.
And here’s the incriminating video, in case you missed it!
So I propose a $250,000 fine for clutz-footed, pushy-pushy Mason Plumlee who clearly didn’t give two shits about the mess he was about to create. Hell, in a perfect world, we would make him slurp up every last drop off the floor, while letting each one of the soaked fans sitting courtside kick him vigorously in the ass.
Homer, take it away…..