Thanks God Courtney Love Put Down Her Heroin To Help Look For That Missing 777

From the “you can’t make this up” file….

really? look closer? check it out @DR24 #MH370 and its like a mile away Pulau Perak, where they "last" tracked it pic.twitter.com/tqavAe4zIL

— Courtney Love Cobain (@Courtney) March 17, 2014

So apparently, we live in a world where we do NOT have a hardwired tracking device on every major passenger jumbo jet, but we DO have an internet site where armchair Perry Mason’s can pore over fresh hi-res satellite images to look for wreckage.

Al Gore, you’ve done good, buddy.