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What a country! Isiah Crowell, who once famously re-tweeted a vile artist rendering of a police officer having his throat slit, decided to wipe his butthole with the football after a touchdown on national TV. Instead of being cut as an idiot whom you can’t trust with a gameplan, he suffered a $13,000 fine from the league, offset by an endorsement opportunity from Dude Wipes. What a country!

1. Isiah Crowell Finds Green, After Wiping Away The Browns
2. Steelers Management Should Take the Blame for Botched Bell Deal
3. Kyrie Irving Comes Clean: Columbus Was Right
4. Creepy Old Man Tries to Buy 8 Year Old, At Walmart. Florida, natch.
5. You Will Laugh At This… Then Hate Yourself. Then Hit “Play Again”
6. University Bans Clapping: Please Use Jazz Hands Instead
7. Deer Runs As Lead Blocker on 90 Yard HS Touchdown
8. Mavericks Know How To Fly First Class
9. NFL Might Be Splitting With DirecTV on Sunday Ticket
10. Mike Leach Lecture Series 101: “Run/Pass Balance is Bullshit”