I don’t know what it is about this guy, the fact his name is “Tex” or his stupid mustache, or his matter of fact realization that…. “I just F***ing shot myself” that makes it so funny.
But it is. Funny, funny, funny.
Because it didn’t happen to me. So yeah, Aqib, we’re guessing this is sorta like what happened to you, right? Or were you really “too drunk” to remember?
Tex takes full responsibility, gotta hand that to him. It was NOT the holsters fault. Negligent discharges do happen….with those draw strokes…his sign off is impressive too.
I could easily have a beer with this guy.
“Negligent discharges happen”
I tried that excuse several times in high school and it never worked.
“After the shot went off, my training took over. I called my parents to let them know what had happened.”
That’s gotta be the funniest line in the whole video!