And to add a sense of urgency, below are some awful ways in which humans taunting, running with, and stabbing massive angry beasts with sharp horns ends up badly.
If you play in my humble golf event, the 4th Annual “Bloody Horns” at The Bull at Pinehurst Farms in Sheboygan Wisconsin, you will not suffer the same fate.
But you may take “the ‘Horns” (triple bogey or worse) on more than a few occasions.
Winners get 2 nights and 2 rounds of golf next March at CzabeVegas 2015. Everyone else gets a great time, a logo hat, cooler, souvenir golf ball….
… and a hearty whooomp on the back from yours truly!
Hurry hurry. We’re currently at 22 teams out of a max of 36.