This Is The Cubs


They have a big party for Wrigley Field’s 100th birthday.

They crap their throwback wool pants by blowing a 3-run 9th inning lead to the hapless (7-18) Arizona Diamondbacks.

They commission a huge, incredibly detailed cake, made from entirely mostly edible, complicated ornate sugars, fondant, bread and what-not.

Then dragged the cake to two places, made sure nobody knew they could eat it, and just let it get thrown into the dumpster.

Then issued a statement blaming somebody else for the “unceremonial” manner in which it was disposed.

Yup. Sounds like the Cubs.

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Steve Czaban is a 25 year sports radio veteran, who hosts an afternoon drive show in Washington D.C. "Czabe" also writes and edits his own commentaries for and other on-line and print publications. He can be reached at


  1. This is metaphoric of a pathetic organization. They are C ompletely U seless B y S eptember already, and this waste of food and money symbolizes it.


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