They have a big party for Wrigley Field’s 100th birthday.
They crap their throwback wool pants by blowing a 3-run 9th inning lead to the hapless (7-18) Arizona Diamondbacks.
They commission a huge, incredibly detailed cake, made from entirely mostly edible, complicated ornate sugars, fondant, bread and what-not.
Then dragged the cake to two places, made sure nobody knew they could eat it, and just let it get thrown into the dumpster.
Yup. Sounds like the Cubs.
2 Comments
Sam Martin
This is metaphoric of a pathetic organization. They are C ompletely U seless B y S eptember already, and this waste of food and money symbolizes it.
Bill
Where’s the cake? Bring the cake in…