They have a big party for Wrigley Field’s 100th birthday.
They crap their throwback wool pants by blowing a 3-run 9th inning lead to the hapless (7-18) Arizona Diamondbacks.
They commission a huge, incredibly detailed cake, made from
entirely mostly edible, complicated ornate sugars, fondant, bread and what-not.
Then dragged the cake to two places, made sure nobody knew they could eat it, and just let it get thrown into the dumpster.
Yup. Sounds like the Cubs.