They have a big party for Wrigley Field’s 100th birthday.
They crap their throwback wool pants by blowing a 3-run 9th inning lead to the hapless (7-18) Arizona Diamondbacks.
They commission a huge, incredibly detailed cake, made from entirely mostly edible, complicated ornate sugars, fondant, bread and what-not.
Then dragged the cake to two places, made sure nobody knew they could eat it, and just let it get thrown into the dumpster.
Yup. Sounds like the Cubs.
This is metaphoric of a pathetic organization. They are C ompletely U seless B y S eptember already, and this waste of food and money symbolizes it.
Where’s the cake? Bring the cake in…