Stop me if you’ve heard a buddy say this to you already… “Oh my god, I haven’t even seen the Paul George injury. I looked away on TV when they warned us it was graphic. I don’t want to ever see it.” I get it. Nobody likes to watch a man’s leg snapping like a $1 […] Read more

Which means, of course, that I really had no high school football glory to fall back upon. That said, when you button-hole a stone-dead 40 yard field goal – with 1982 NFL MVP Mark Friggin’ Mosely HOLDING for you? Yeah, I can die a contented Redskins football nerd now. My deep thanks to everybody at […] Read more

Call me an idiot, but I would not trade Andrew Wiggins for Kevin Love if I were the Cleveland Cavaliers. But I seem to be in the minority. This is not to dismiss Love’s undeniably juicy package of skills. He’s a 6-11 deadeye shooter, who can also gobble up rebounds in bulk and operate in […] Read more

If you were Shelly Sterling’s attorneys you had to be fist pumping under the counsel table when the cantankerous old man finally broke on the stand this week. LOS ANGELES –  Donald Sterling denounced his wife, her lawyers and the NBA from the witness stand Wednesday, saying he would never sell the Los Angeles Clippers […] Read more

After watching this breakdown, it’s a damn miracle anybody ever stops a PK at the World Cup level. Read more

And to add a sense of urgency, below are some awful ways in which humans taunting, running with, and stabbing massive angry beasts with sharp horns ends up badly. Very badly. If you play in my humble golf event, the 4th Annual “Bloody Horns” at The Bull at Pinehurst Farms in Sheboygan Wisconsin, you will […] Read more

Flying a small DJI Phantom drone with GoPro through a professional display and bringing the craft home safely to download the footage? To quote Dabney Coleman in the remake of Dragnet: “You’ve got balls as big as church bells.” Of course, I too have a (recently repaired) Phantom 2 that flies even better with carbon […] Read more

There’s a lot to be said about soccer and the World Cup. Granted, I am still what you would call a “casual” fan by any regard. But… I am warming to the enterprise. The thing about watching more soccer in four days, than I have in the four years leading up to this World Cup, […] Read more

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I figured these things would “run their course on funny” a long time ago. I was wrong. Read more