“I think you’re all f–ked in the head. We’re ten hours from the f–kin’ fun park and you wanna bail out. Well, I’ll tell ya something. This is no longer a vacation. It’s a quest. It’s a quest for fun. I’m gonna have fun and you’re gonna have fun. We’re all gonna have so much f–kin’ fun we’ll need plastic surgery to remove our god-damn smiles. You’ll be whistling ‘Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah’ out of your assholes! Ha, ha, ha, ha! I gotta be crazy! I’m on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Oh, s–t!”

National Lampoon’s Vacation (1983)