“The NFL is a television show about quarterbacks.” – Steve Czaban Read more

“If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.” – Clint Eastwood Read more

Be true to yourself, help others, make each day your masterpiece, make friendship a fine art, drink deeply from good books – especially the Bible, build a shelter against a rainy day, give thanks for your blessings and pray for guidance every day. – John Wooden Read more

“A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of, with a mass baptism and a couple of hangings thrown in.” – H.L. Mencken Read more

“It’s where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus, it’s not a man-purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.” The Hangover (2009) Read more

“Sons of Scotland! I am William Wallace….Yes, I’ve heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if he were here, he’d consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse. (Laughter) I am William Wallace! And I see a whole army of my country men, here, in defiance of tyranny. […] Read more

Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when […] Read more

“I think you’re all f–ked in the head. We’re ten hours from the f–kin’ fun park and you wanna bail out. Well, I’ll tell ya something. This is no longer a vacation. It’s a quest. It’s a quest for fun. I’m gonna have fun and you’re gonna have fun. We’re all gonna have so much […] Read more

“It’s where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus, it’s not a man-purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.” – The Hangover (2009) Read more