The Quote

Lester Burnham: "Remember those posters that said, 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life'? Well, that’s true of every day but one…the day you die." - American Beauty (1999)Read more...

Alvy Singer: It’s mental masturbation! Annie Hall: And you would know all about that, wouldn’t you? Alvy Singer: Hey, don’t knock masturbation! It’s sex with someone I love. - "Annie Hall" (1997)Read more...

Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery. Seth: What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift. Evan: She had back problems, man. - "Superbad" (2007)Read more...

Michael Corleone: "There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me, ‘keep your friends close, but your enemies closer’." -Godfather Part II (1974)Read more...

"After Leaving Las Vegas I did assume that things would get a lot easier than they've been. But it's just been a mirror of the way my career's been from the beginning, so for it to…Read more...

"Archie: All right, all right, I apologize. Otto: You’re really sorry! Archie: I’m really really sorry, I apologize unreservedly. Otto: You take it back! Archie: I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation…Read more...