So a guy wins two majors last year, and is kicking the golf world’s ass from the parking lot to the 19th hole and back. What does he do next? Well, if you are Brooks “Do You Even Lift, Bro?” Koepka, you go on an insane diet and fitness regimen to lose 22 needless pounds – JUST SO YOU CAN BE IN AN ESPN MAGAZINE PHOTO SHOOT with your girlfriend! Oh, and lose 10 yards of distance in the process. Idiot. He’s GREAT at golf. He just doesn’t love it. Also: Masters Preview with John Ronis and “One Account” Rhodes.