In Case You Were Wondering How You Could Blow Off Your Fingers…

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… with fireworks you can purchase without a license these days…. well… here’s a video or two to enlighten you.

My bet is that these NFL dummies were not only HOLDING the mortar tubes while being drunken morons/showoffs (never, ever, EVER hold them!) but that they also put the shells in UPSIDE DOWN, causing them to explode right on their sausages.

These are not the “M-80’s” from your youth. This is some seriously dangerous awesome ordinance that needs the utmost respect.

On a lighter note, sometimes miracles do occur when it comes to severed digits. Just ask Kramer.

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