The latest is a letter – ooohhhh a LETTER! – to Roger Goodell, once again demanding the NFL take action by forcing the Washington Redskins to change their name from what they insist is a “slur.” Facts. History. Hypocrisy. None of those inconvenient things matter to privileged white liberal elites who must make themselves feel better, […] Read more

We live in amazing times. At my recent guys-getaway-golf-trip-tournament to Pinehurst, we used a very slick scoring App called “Golf Gamebook.” With a little bit of set-up by me, the tournament organizer, and with a little coaching of everyone in the group on how to post their scores from their phones – we had LIVE […] Read more

So I’m back from Pinehurst, where our 12th annual Malcolm Memorial Toon-a-mint has concluded. As you can see from this photo (Mid-South GC, Hole #2) we had absurdly great weather once again for our beer-splashed, scorecard bludgeoning 5-rounds-in-3-days golf-athon. The spirit of the “Malcolm” – as always – is to somehow, just simply GET THE […] Read more

From emailer Jay Odom in Los Angeles (no relation to Lamar…. I think…)…. Czabe, I, like you, look forward to THE SPORTS SINGULARITY! A time when we can put a stop to these millionaires being slaves to racist billionaires, and instead watch robots play sports, like God intended. Here is another step on the way […] Read more

Honestly, until this very video clip surfaced on Monday, I had NEVER heard The Ex-Missus Tiger say a single word. Never. But hey, good for her! She had some time while – demolishing that old crummy mansion on the beach which Tiger’s divorce money paid for, and then building a NEW mansion on the beach […] Read more

And he’s got some new killer dives! Welcome back, Timmy the TPC Turtle. Or Tommy. Or Tammy. Or whatever your silly turtle name is…. Read more

Okay, since this is now on the INTERWEBS and will be here forever, let me stupidly boldly get “on record” as to my opinion of the key players who will be drafted sometime tonight. Please wait three years for all of us to actually WATCH how these guys pan out, and THEN get back to […] Read more

Some very interesting angles have been taken by various media members in the wake of the Donald Sterling lifetime banishment from the NBA. I’ll even admit, a few of these angles have surprised me. For starters, social progressive Dan Lebetard struck a very skeptical note that Silver’s move was anything much more than a simple […] Read more

Simply awesome. No other words can describe it… Read more

So the NFL Draft is coming up (finally!) And nobody knows who is going first overall, and nobody knows who of these handful of players the average football fan can name can actually play on Sundays. But rest assured: the “experts” are on the case! And they are watching lots and lots of “film” to […] Read more