“A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of, with a mass baptism and a couple of hangings thrown in.” – H.L. Mencken Read more
“It’s where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus, it’s not a man-purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.” The Hangover (2009) Read more
“Sons of Scotland! I am William Wallace….Yes, I’ve heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if he were here, he’d consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse. (Laughter) I am William Wallace! And I see a whole army of my country men, here, in defiance of tyranny. […] Read more
Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when […] Read more
“I think you’re all f–ked in the head. We’re ten hours from the f–kin’ fun park and you wanna bail out. Well, I’ll tell ya something. This is no longer a vacation. It’s a quest. It’s a quest for fun. I’m gonna have fun and you’re gonna have fun. We’re all gonna have so much […] Read more
“It’s where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus, it’s not a man-purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.” – The Hangover (2009) Read more
Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast! Brian Fantana: It jumped up a notch. Ron Burgundy: It did, didn’t it? Brick Tamland: Yea, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yea, […] Read more
“Marriage is like an unfunny tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond, but it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.” Knocked Up (2007) Read more
“I had no idea you could milk a cat.” – “Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.” “I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?” Meet the Parents (2000) Read more
“No one wants advice – only corroboration.” John Steinbeck Read more
