The Quote

Alvy Singer: It’s mental masturbation! Annie Hall: And you would know all about that, wouldn’t you? Alvy Singer: Hey, don’t knock masturbation! It’s sex with someone I love. - "Annie Hall" (1997)Read more...

Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery. Seth: What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift. Evan: She had back problems, man. - "Superbad" (2007)Read more...

Michael Corleone: "There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me, ‘keep your friends close, but your enemies closer’." -Godfather Part II (1974)Read more...

"After Leaving Las Vegas I did assume that things would get a lot easier than they've been. But it's just been a mirror of the way my career's been from the beginning, so for it to…Read more...

"Archie: All right, all right, I apologize. Otto: You’re really sorry! Archie: I’m really really sorry, I apologize unreservedly. Otto: You take it back! Archie: I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation…Read more...

"On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." - H.L. MenckenRead more...