I don’t know what you see, but when I look into that woman’s beady little evil eyes, I see somebody who is thinking “as soon as I get out of this police station and get back home again, I am going to rip my pussy husband a new asshole for being a little bitch and calling the police on me.”
So I guess this is an instructional case of how domestic violence can go both ways, huh kids? Poor Josh Brown of the NY Giants did nothing more than yell at his wife’s son and grab her wrist briefly, next think you know she’s ringing 911 off the hook and his career is over.
Not only is this unhinged Xanax harpie not going to lose her career – she has none, other than spending Lucas’ golf money – but it looks like she’s made a proper calculation of the size of Lucas’ nutsack: size… small! He’s already making excuses for her, and not going to press charges.
Fuck all that, man. This bitch is in severe need for a hard life lesson. She attacked a guy playing a maddeningly difficult sport, where there’s no guaranteed money, for one bad round. Then on the eve of Mother’s Day, savagely attacked her mother-in-law, all while the kids were (not) sleeping upstairs.
Then just in case anybody thought they could top her high score of psycho, she goes spider monkey in the cop car, tells the police this is “why they get shot in the face” and wait until the Tour hears about this, YOU are in sooooo much trouble.
There’s no redeeming this one, Lucas. Take the L and move on. You deserve better, and so do the kids.
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